Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 23, 2023

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    And hopefully a roommate that won’t try to eat me.

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    Erse IS better  almost 2 years ago

    Early to rise and early to bed

    Makes a WORM healthy, wealthy… but dead!

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s why I married my wife. I am always in bed before her and up and hour before her.

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    HOTLOTUS1  almost 2 years ago

    well he wormed his way out of that one

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    He doesn’t want to get caught.

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    Nor always hungry for earth burrowing creatures

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Why does the worm like coffee? Because it was ground this morning… (I’ll show myself out now)

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    amaneaux  almost 2 years ago

    Which means his roommate will be a bird who just doesn’t get him.

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    BRBurns1960  almost 2 years ago

    Pecky, pecky, pecky!

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    Okay, but you’re the one who’s going to get stuck with the breakfast tab. As a matter of fact…

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Trying to worm out are you…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    And he doesn’t want someone who’s up all night, so nightcrawlers are out.

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    Altar_Ego  almost 2 years ago

    But I so get you!

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