Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 25, 2023

About the same number of times you forget to put it up

She seems cranky.

Does the box she’s in have a trap door on the bottom.

You don’t want to know what pops out of that box.

Look before you jump, Lady Jack!

If you don’t leave the lid down (which includes: put the lid back down if you lift it up), the next one to use it might just fall in.

Once you start adding bodily functions to the mix, the name of the toy itself might push beyond what’s acceptable for a family comic.

Jacksh*t in the box.

My wife never learned to put the seat back up. I finally gave up.

Jack-in-the-can

Obviously they don’t know Jacks**t.

Plop goes the weasel!

this one stinks

Jack’s been in there many times since he ate at Jack In The Box.