Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 24, 2023

Passed that one a long time ago.

Looks like a kid.

A fifth of Beethoven

Two guys and a Turkey walk into a bar,

The bartender immediately says: “sorry, but no pets allowed in here.”

… and the Turkey says: “They’re not with me, they just followed me in here!”

*Raise a glass to your local Bartender… then take me drunk, I’m home!

A panda, a cowboy, a man with a cat on his shoulder, and a time-traveler walk into a bar.

“What is this,” the bartender yells. “Some kind of joke?”

You’re only allowed to to plead for the fifth once, then I call a cab to take you home!

You got one shot at it!

I’ll take a double measure of Captain Morgan’s spiced rum, straight up.

My friends took me to a dozen places like that. I was sad because I’m a non-drinker. So I wrote a song about it.

It was a 12-bar blues.

If you have to pass the bar to become a lawyer, how come so many lawyers are drunks?

Burp! :)

Favorite bar joke:

Dung beetle walks into a bar …

Bartender says “Welcome, take a stool” …!

Dave passed the bar! That’s something Dean Martin never did.