Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 10, 2023

Somehow I feel like this is something we’ve secretly known all along but no one wanted to admit it!

And as one transforms into the other they’re just morphins.

The chemicals are not released by the junk food, they are baked right in! (And slightly addictive too)

Dolphins. I won’t get into what releases those chemicals and what they do.

Back Fins: what you get from eating too much Sushi. (containing mercury, lead, plastic and forever chemicals)

I got to swim with the Dorphins once.

What about the side effects? And the bottom effects?

Those IN-dorphins will be the END-of Boob Tube Junkie.

Indoor-Phins are more common.

The former makes you feel good while you’re getting healthy, the latter makes you feel good while your health is being destroyed.

Who is cutting the floor out from under Ralph? He was watching Nutflix.

Whatever floats your boat….

One’s in the pituitary, the other’s on your patootie.

Watch out, Ralph. That outdoor fin doesn’t look likely to relieve stress or trigger a positive feeling!

He’s watching “Nutflix”: LOL

Updorphins, downdorphins, and aroundorphins. Does that cover all the orphinages …!

Today’s commenters are experts at finagling.

Sex, the best source invented. But remember, it’s only dirty if it’s done right.

Endorphins are chemicals released by jogging so you don’t notice your joints being destroyed

Outing-phins, chemicals giving the feeling of being free to be oneself…