Somehow I feel like this is something we’ve secretly known all along but no one wanted to admit it!
And as one transforms into the other they’re just morphins.
The chemicals are not released by the junk food, they are baked right in! (And slightly addictive too)
Dolphins. I won’t get into what releases those chemicals and what they do.
Back Fins: what you get from eating too much Sushi. (containing mercury, lead, plastic and forever chemicals)
I got to swim with the Dorphins once.
What about the side effects? And the bottom effects?
Those IN-dorphins will be the END-of Boob Tube Junkie.
Indoor-Phins are more common.
The former makes you feel good while you’re getting healthy, the latter makes you feel good while your health is being destroyed.
Who is cutting the floor out from under Ralph? He was watching Nutflix.
Whatever floats your boat….
One’s in the pituitary, the other’s on your patootie.
Watch out, Ralph. That outdoor fin doesn’t look likely to relieve stress or trigger a positive feeling!
He’s watching “Nutflix”: LOL
Updorphins, downdorphins, and aroundorphins. Does that cover all the orphinages …!
Today’s commenters are experts at finagling.
Sex, the best source invented. But remember, it’s only dirty if it’s done right.
Endorphins are chemicals released by jogging so you don’t notice your joints being destroyed
Outing-phins, chemicals giving the feeling of being free to be oneself…
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Nobody_Important almost 2 years ago
Somehow I feel like this is something we’ve secretly known all along but no one wanted to admit it!
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
And as one transforms into the other they’re just morphins.
Brian G Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The chemicals are not released by the junk food, they are baked right in! (And slightly addictive too)
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Dolphins. I won’t get into what releases those chemicals and what they do.
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
Back Fins: what you get from eating too much Sushi. (containing mercury, lead, plastic and forever chemicals)
Dobie Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I got to swim with the Dorphins once.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
What about the side effects? And the bottom effects?
EMGULS79 almost 2 years ago
Those IN-dorphins will be the END-of Boob Tube Junkie.
TStyle78 almost 2 years ago
Indoor-Phins are more common.
Ken Otwell almost 2 years ago
The former makes you feel good while you’re getting healthy, the latter makes you feel good while your health is being destroyed.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 2 years ago
Who is cutting the floor out from under Ralph? He was watching Nutflix.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Whatever floats your boat….
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
One’s in the pituitary, the other’s on your patootie.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Watch out, Ralph. That outdoor fin doesn’t look likely to relieve stress or trigger a positive feeling!
tung cha cha cha almost 2 years ago
He’s watching “Nutflix”: LOL
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Updorphins, downdorphins, and aroundorphins. Does that cover all the orphinages …!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Today’s commenters are experts at finagling.
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
Sex, the best source invented. But remember, it’s only dirty if it’s done right.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
Endorphins are chemicals released by jogging so you don’t notice your joints being destroyed
T... almost 2 years ago
Outing-phins, chemicals giving the feeling of being free to be oneself…