Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 04, 2023

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, you might be sorry you didn’t give us the dirt on it if you get to a field that defies grassification.

    You’ll need a little help and we won’t be rooting for you.

    Hoe hoe hoe.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That property sure went to seed!

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    The grass is classified.

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    paul  almost 2 years ago

    oh, sod off.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He reminds me of Lisa Douglas…

    ♫♪

    New York is where I’d rather stay.

    I get allergic smelling hay.

    I just adore a penthouse view.

    Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

    ♪♫

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    “And … Oh …” “You’re welcome.”

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It’s crop secret.

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    You have nothing to grain by hiding that information.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Cornsider growing soybeans.

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    1) Amazing grass, how sweet the sound… when it rustles in the wind. (But hope that it doesn’t rustle cattle.)

    2) Amazing grass, how sweet the ground… that saved a vetch for me.

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    amxchester  almost 2 years ago

    The grass from Cardinal stadium in AZ, of course.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    “It’s grassified and that’s that! I simply can’t say any mower.”

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    if he divulges that info his a$$ will be grass…

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