Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 09, 2023

Several years ago, Dick Cheney had a new heart implanted in his chest, bringing the total number of hearts he’s had to one.

Cheney: Ah, screw the nuclear codes; I just want to torture people.

Ah, three non-issues… are these strawman arguments? Or is it somekind of other logical fallacy?

With that last one, you could just pull the internet connection.

What if the only way to stop a nuclear holocaust were to convince an online chatbot AI to say the n-word? It’s the most pressing issue of our time… for internet racists.

You’d have find one who is ‘woke’. FL Guv DiStupid knows who they are.

Bush Vetoed the Anti Waterboarding bill. Even though torture only gets you what you want to hear and not anything factual. But Republicans in general are not interested in anything vaguely having to do with REALITY!! I’m sure they think Murdoch is lying about lying!!

Never go hunting with Dick Cheney!

Torture would sure work on me. Even with the numbing, my dentist could get the nuclear codes if I had them.

Flavius Josephus in his history book recounts a discussion with a Roman military officer. The Roman said something to the effect that torture doesn’t work. Of course he still continued to use torture.Hey, torture gave the psychopaths an honest profession.

Not sure what this strip is trying to say…