Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 20, 2023

Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!

The “Family Values” party will burn the world to ashes before they will ever admit what they so vehemently deny. There is nothing in this world more dangerous than a self-hating Gay!

When it comes to right-wingers, remember: every accusation is a confession. Ain’t that right, ali alexander?

I’ve always liked the way rightwing “christians” and republicans always talk about homosexuality as a “temptation.” It’s such a dead giveaway. It’s no temptation if you’re actually straight, obviously, but they’re incapable of thinking in those terms. And whenever they’re exposed as gay, Fox “news” will always “accidentally” mislabel the republican politicians as “D” on their slates for the first several hours.

Psychologists state that the most Homophobic individuals are usually the most deeply closeted Gays. They are unable to face the truth about their own sexuality, so they are the ones who most despise themselves.

At least George ‘Honest’ Santos never lied about being gay

He got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive definitely-not-gay at a high school science fair.