Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 14, 2023

Gee, scientists, what could have been the cause?

Paunchy Poncho!

Poncho never got the message on the Copernican Theory. All the planets revolve around him.

Now Poncho will throw off the new space telescope that was just launched.

Of course, Poncho didn’t think to share the garbage food with his doggie friends. We just saw how selfishly he behaved when he went to Oz.

Is this more of a Warp in the Space-Time Continuum …

… or a Disturbance in the Force?

It was bound to happen. He has always been dense.

Back in the old days, there was a theory that all of the stacked-up back issues of National Geographic in peoples’ basements would affect the earth’s rotation.

International Jump Day: https://nationaltoday.com/world-jump-day/

“The day aims to shift the orbit of Earth, to extend daylight hours, and to create a more standardized climate throughout the world.”

At exactly 11:39:13 GMT on 20 July, EVERYBODY JUMP!

Actually taught something like this recently. The density of any small object to move any other object even as big as the moon would be neutron star-like. Poncho qualifies. :)