Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 22, 2023

And all the cheesecake you want

Need your Back scrubbed Honey ?

Although it will take numerous sessions, Dr. Lustig promises to gradually rid me of my clothestrophobia!

Forget soap operas, I wanna be a soap operator for lovely ladies…

Let’s have a look at your prior roles.

Poor dear! She must have confused you with the Nudity-Free last Kiss.

She might not have to but I bet she wants to.

But if she wants to do nudity, and it’s integral to the plot. we won’t object.

Cause this is a classy strip. Including it classy well bred connoisseurs of the finer arts.

There are no doubt many willing to be her agent. Her rinse agent anyway. But she will not throw in the towel.

It still may be a skin-flick to others…as your reputation precedes you….

John, you can put me in ‘Last Kiss’ and make me a star. It would be difficult to be near all those beautiful women but it’s a sacrifice I’d make.

From the look on her face, her “button” is currently being thoroughly and vigorously rubbed clean.

“When I feel my finger on my trigger, I know nothing can do me no harm. Because, happiness is a warm gun, yeah” John Lennon with one minor change.

“Oh-oh… I better be careful! It looks like my fake skin is washing off, revealing my true alien blue skin beneath. If it get out that I’m not from Earth, I will only be able to play roles on Star Trek and Doctor Who (unless I go back to kinky nude scenes again).”

Old and sagging………no more nudes!

I’ll bet that “Soap Salesman” really gets in a lather when he makes a sale! ☺

I think she misspoke. She meant ‘a role where she can’t do nudity, darn it!’

Umm.. lady, you’re in the wrong comic. NUDITY is derigueur around here.

“Sorry to bother you ma’am, it’s just that Mr Lustig has sent me over to clear the condensation off of the web cam he’s hidden in the ceiling above you.”

Bad when the sight of you reduces your desirability.

(On the other hand, I SCARE off burglars.)

We’ve seen you before, honey. I never forget a breast.

She’s a pro. Just shows enough to keep us interested, just in case.

First time I clicked on the link. Thanks for the amusing link and a review of the past. Charlton was one of those comics trying to compete with DC, Marvel and Harvey comics. No one in my neighborhood read them so the local drug store didn’t sell them. When I look at some of the stuff we use to buy I can understand why some of our teachers tried to belittle what we were reading.

I always appreciate an actress that isn’t required to do nudity, chooses to do so anyways