Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 26, 2023

he takes it, to pass it

crump! Andy strikes again!

Recognizing one’s own limitations usually comes with age and a coffin

At least the other guy is even more puffed out.

And here I thought that Andy was having a ball. But he looks like he is ale ing. Maybe he is dehydrated and needs something to “re-hydrate”?

He’s getting old.

Andy’ll will get all the rest he needs after the red card… Off to the pub!

Wondering if Andy is a bit of a wannabe rugby player.

Laziness and alcoholism will do that to you.

In America sporting events like that are called basketball.

Looks like another double daily…

You gotta know when to quit!

It’s all about motivation – hold a frosty can up by the opposing goal post and watch Andy come to life…!

For a rare change, both strips are really funny today.

Try hockey, it’s like football, but it’s played on ice, the players have blades in their feet, and a stick.

He’s just in it for the brawls anyway.

What’s the weather like in Malta this fine morning? Anything going on at 9:30?

They should move Andy to goalie, less running around and his big head can help block shots.

Andy wastes all his energy beating up the other players.

And Andy get sent off!!!!

Strange way to spell “Soccer”.

I never understand why lazy Andy plays football.