Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 28, 2023

Ain’t technology wonderful?

call it “smartbeer” and you’re ready to go with Andy, son.

Purple hat may have something there!

Andy might not understand the technical stuff but he knows that “free” is too much to pay for some beer.

What is the brewery app? Asking for friends

Ohhh yeah,that’s really Capp all right,anything for a free beer!

Think about it, Mr Capp, how many cases of beer could you get for the cost of one iPhone? How ’bout those Apples, Andy?

Just click this anonymous link, enter your email address, credit card information (strictly to confirm you’re old enough to drink) and billing information and don’t check your card for several days.

No sense being a Luddite, after all

With his newfound interest in smart phones, our main character will now be affectionately called Andy App.

The word beer activates Andy!

Of course Andy’s interested. It’s free beer. Wouldn’t you be?

Not paying for something. And really not paying for it.

You just have to speak his language.

He’s still not interested in the app. He wants you to give him the beer you just got.

Yeah Andy it’s called “Spam Ale!”

That’s gonna be a hard no-can-do, when sign up for the app, you have to give them your credit card number, and you can’t fake it.

You would also have to have a device to sign up for the app.

Looks like the lad is packing heat.

Free is often worth what you pay for it, and sometimes even less.

Careful, there, Andy – if it’s free, watch out for the quality…

Anything interests Andy as long as it involves booze. (By the way, no purple suits today, but there is a purple hat.)

Looks pretty young. I hope somebody carded him!