Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 01, 2023

He should talk!

Metabolically, Gary is probably stuck in an afterlife weight gain cycle. Be nice, Leon.

His waistline is the result of consuming too much dark energy.

Finite and expanding are not true antonyms. Something can be both as in the case of Gary’s waistline. Gary’s unwitting statement led to Leo’s clever metaphor.

Says the little green monster….

Gary should have said “I resemble that remark”!

Oh! So that’s where its been hiding!

But….Dark Matter is very, very attractive from a gravitational standpoint………

As part of the universe it’s only natural that he expand.

Universe is everything, where is it expanding to?…

Uh-oh. Things are getting tense on the porch stoop.

Tenser, said the Tensor. Tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun!

Every universe needs it’s blobs of dark matter, as well as hurling meteors to bring the chaos.