Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 23, 2023

True American-level capitalism at its most capitalist.

With that hat he doesn’t look like he’s from Kentucky.

And here I thought it had been cut into a bajillion little pieces to be sold to churches everywhere. This seems almost as lucrative and a lot more sensible…

Beware of knock offs like Jesus Juice!

Every altar is supposed to have a Christian relic embedded in it. I wonder if there’s a picture catalogue for that type of thing — “The Sainter Image”?

I still want to know, where is the foreskin of Christ.

This one does nothing for me (humor-wise). Which is an exception to the rule :^)…

Mark Twain, writing about his experiences on the first “cruise ship”, said that our Savior must have been a very mighty man, indeed. He concluded that, based just on the number of “pieces of the True Cross” that had been offered for sale to him personally, the Cross must have been truly enormous.

Now that’s a Eucharist I might partake in, and maybe some buffalo style angel wings on the side.