Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 30, 2023

why can’t you, Peppermint Patty, listen to Marcie’s reasoning?

Just find her a cap, Peppermint Patty.

with your skills Marcy, you couldn’t hit the floor with your cap!

I think Marcie would like to have a cap.

Today is opening day at Fenway Park, so maybe the Red Sox will throw their caps in the air.

I have a feeling that this baseball cap story-line is going to go on for quite some time. Makes me wonder if Marcie is eventually going to wind up with a white cap in a few days or .. weeks?

Ever wonder how Marcie could ever get a hit when her glasses lenses are painted white? She couldn’t see anything through them, it would be like walking through a thick ocean fog!

I love Marcie. She’s so logical and so warped at the same time.

Marcie is a prime candidate for soccer.

It would probably blow out the open car window on the ride home and then you would be right back where you started.

It seems that there’s no cap to Marcie’s imagination…

Marcie just loves her some hats, doesn’t she?

She could have slammed the bat down in disgust.

I guess it may be this Saturday and next week where we may see the last week of Snoopy’s foot in a cast – Saturday is April Fool’s Day, of course.

Buy some caps, sir.

I am a big fan of employee recognition. It does not even have to be financial. The military doesn’t give out bonuses, but does a good job with “tinsel and paper” as I call it.

However, this has to be done with sincerity. Free lunch day, ice cream day, Hawaiian shirt day and company T-shirts can be fun, but do little for recognizing individual achievement.

So there could be something to a hat. Like a military uniform, It indicates that you are a part of a team.

I hear Ray Stevens performing “You Gotta Have A Hat.”

Actually, real baseball players almost never throw their hat in the air when they get a hit.

Marcy hates baseball, but wants to wear the cap. Go figure.

I like Marcie. She has priorities. They just aren’t the same priorities Patty has.

Who cares about the game? Marcie wants merch.

Marcie’s got a point… it isn’t really baseball without caps; ‘course it isn’t really baseball with time constraints either

Athlete vs.Non-Athlete,with the Non-Athlete ahead by a mile.

Perhaps there is a cap on their spending.

Seriously, you need to have your eyes checked…

As long as you’re asking Marcie, put in a request for a batting helmet too.

and today is opening day for Major League baseball.

Try getting caps for the team, Peppermint Patty. Make the team look more professional rather than kids at recess.

Sorry, Marcie! Like, Lucy. You’re the worst player on Peppermint Patty’s team.