WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 02, 2023

You do if you want to live twit.

“But we can delete you.”

Great! Two new followers.

2,000 followers? Them’s rookie numbers.

You just got your dad killed junior.

If they were in a witless protection program they would be in a nice, but not too gaudy house in the ’burbs with a dog.

Witness Protection can work when you follow all the rules.

You can run but you can’t hide…on social media! DUH!

Social media can be a bit too social.

“Witless” protection program. I still remember the Simpsons episode where they got WPP baseball caps when they went into hiding.

We ARE so doomed……

Probably the first and only good thing about instagram, and it’s fiction…

Oh no it wasn’t your account. According to some it’s those nano chips in your vaccines! XD

Two people about to be murdered. Hilarious (?)

NOT THE LEAST BIT FUNNY, ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE GUN VIOLENCE WE SEE EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!