Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 08, 2023

I want to pay-o, pay-o because daylight come and me want go home

Finally got it! I’m slow a lot

Star-o Star-o Flip that 45 over hon. That’s the wrong side.

Forget it. He’s not smart enough to be driving.

That’s a fair comic rendering of our Sorento.

After THAT joke, I need to dash into the bar for a Pint-o.

I can’t afordo.

Abbott and Costello strike again.

oh puhleeze

Is that one of the ones featured on TikTok challenge that have made them uninsurable

Rental agreements are all taken care of by Leasa.

I drove a KIA Niro. It got about 600 miles on a tank of gas, so it went faro.

Why buy it when you can hot wire it in 30 seconds or less