F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 08, 2023

Magic 8 Ball reveals “It was the tequila”…..

¿Por qué no los dos?

It’s wise to not rule options out too hastily.

He could have been a wereseagull.

The night has a thousand eyes…most of them are trash pandas

Many people don’t understand others who like to dumpster dive.

Or was it the RUM chaser?

Wouldn’t it have washed you before it bit you?

I’ve never understood why people drink alcohol.

The origin story of the new sorta superhero Trash Panda!

The worm turns

Nothing eliminates the possibility of both simultaneously! In fact, the tequila much increases the odds of the wereraccoon.

Though wereraccoon is redundant; they are all evil. Cute, but evil.

In either case, you ended up trashed.

Beats being bitten by the were-possum where you spend an entire moon-lit night laying in the road.

his acquaintances describe him as a walking dumpster fire…

Wereracoon? There, racoon.

I once woke up from anesthesia and thoroughly entertained the PACU staff by declaring “That last shot of tequila was a mistake.”

I always knew raccoons could be dangerous.But then again, so is tequila.

Could be the rabies kicking in as well.