Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 11, 2023

Well, the British are stereotypically known to have bad dental hygiene.

well Andy, it could be worse, she could have found a toupe…

Why Andy, were you gumming something?

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

Forgive and forget.

Umm? Why would one need to remove their set of false teeth in the gents?

The one possible answer that occured to me I will not state here due to children reading, but I can not imagine that the Riveters is that kind of place. (Not that there’s anything wrong with . . . )

how embarrassing …. to drink beer without the teeth that is

She took a bite out of Andy’s attitude. Once seen a guy sneeze and the result was his upper bridge ended on the floor; there was no alcohol involve there though a disrespectful place Andy would never visit.

Near the bottom of the barrel with this one. And I doubt such a comment would stop Andy for a minute.

You know you’re getting old when …..

And a set of falsies were found in the ladies and they turned out to be hers. As well as the Spanx. Dilly! Dilly!

She couldn’t see that his existing teeth weren’t already bad?! Ugh!

Well, were they?

Cut-n-paste cartoon today, but the gag was funny. Have a great Saturday, Cappers, and remember that the dentures you’re wearing may be your own!

The Barmaid really put Andy in his place!

Andy should be pleased with the barmaid, people frequently think someone has false teeth if their teeth look too perfect.

LOL! That may slow him down for awhile!!!

It would be logical to guess they were Andy’s false teeth. If you know his personality you’d guess his teeth were knocked out!

Where is Number 3 ?

Could be worse. She could have asked if he wanted a senior discount.