Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 07, 2023

that huge, huh?

Lounge probably means living room, but EEEK?

Do British men actually squeal like that?

she gave you the heads up as you got in, Andy – you can’t blame her for not warning you.

Talk about cruel. Flo’s Mum will go to any length to terrorise Andy.

We hung a picture of my brother in the basement to scare the mice and bugs away.

Quick! The darts!

Last Friday Andy had to share a cell with Guitar Bob. Now he has to share ‘lounge’ with mum-in-law. What are they trying to do to Andy.

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“EEEK”? I would have expected some other sound or expression from Andy. From Flo, yes, but not from Andy.

Hang it in the loo. There it could scare the crap out of Capp.

Andy wanted to yell, “holy crap”,

Hang it in the latrine. Very inspiring, I’m sure.

A new roosting place for his pigeons

Think positive Andy, now you have something to practice darts.

My grandmother had a full-length portrait of herself in her living room. It was impressive. As was she.

It’s okay, Andy, she looks better after a few ales.

It’ll make Andy’s sleeping on the sofa more difficult.

Something like that is mighty scary. . . . .

If Andy wanted to fight dirty he could put up a huge portrait of HIS mum in Flo’s smokehouse (I mean kitchen)!

That would even drive the vicar to drink!

Nothing that a few pints of ale couldn’t help.

Andy should re-hang it in the smallest room, it may interrupt his newspaper reading, but help keep his constitution regular

Glamour Shots?

The stuff of nightmares.