Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 31, 2023

That aroma is from you and your Batman shirt, dude. Peel it off, wash it and bathe!

It was from Ed marking his territory.

The big conclusion soon then back to crankshaft killing weeds with a ax

Lost some comics to water damage 40 years ago, never stored them directly on the floor after that

Jfffff is seeing his potential fortune dwindle down to $3.95.

I wonder how much he’s going to be offered for them.

The additional jibe at the Aquaman ‘book’ sends Jfffff into a deadly tailspin.

Sooo… in a box, wrapped in mylar, yet still got water drops on them?

Please bring back Cranky and Kesterman and Lena and Lilian and most of all BRICKS!

How do you tell him your father-in-law is a pyromaniac?

These comics are all sticky and smell funny.

So this genius comic book store owner is about to take a bath on this transaction. He considers comics that are soggy and smoky (or “smokey”) to be in “pretty good condition”. Imagine his surprise when he’s only able to sell them for a quarter of the price he pays to buy them.

Things in an attic can get water damage if the roof gets a serious leak.

“Water damage mostly on Aquaman”! HA HA HA! Classic Batiuk Humor™!

Haha! XD