Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 18, 2023

“Oh, the humanity!” “Oh, the Twinkie supply!”

I wonder just how RJ would fair in Zombieland without any Twinkies?

Based on observed motion we know RJ is not the origin point of the universe. But we haven’t seen the edges of the universe. We don’t know how evenly it’s dispersed. A this very moment it is possible (however unlikely) That RJ is indeed, the center of the universe.

Hey, Zaphod – where’s your second head and third arm?

RJ is one of the biggest narcissists in the whole world.

Of course it’s all about you, RJ. And the tree that knows stuff, as well as George and Verne and everyone else in the strip. Derp.

So life continues as long as the folks at Hostess show up.

I bet they have trouble keeping employees – just like every other business.

I think one of RJ’s biggest problems is that he has a tendency to take everything around him for granted.

The continuing and never-ending use of “continuing and never-ending” seemed to be continuous and never-ending

It would be a better world if some of the U.S’s Tik Tok personalities would instead sit around and eat Twinkies.

Without me the universe would fly out into darkness never more to see the light, it is a job not for the weak of mind or body.

It’s OK when a raccoon thinks like this. Problem is so many people are thinking like this.

There is no center. We are standing on an electron that is part of a sodium atom in a larger construct. Goes both ways, larger and smaller. Think about it.

So every star and every whirling planet / And every constellation in the sky / Revolves around the center of the universe / That lovely thing called I.

—“The Sound of Music” (the good version that played on Broadway, not the Hollywood version that gives you diabetes)