I recently found $1.83. It is now safely in glass jar on the counter. I am strangely comforted by it. I should be worried about how it got behind cushions in the first place.
Couldn’t trust a therapist that puts what looks like mating snakes on a big painting in the room. I found $20.00 bill on the street once it was a block or so from the local convenience store. A few steps further there were a couple of empty baby liquor bottles tossed into the landscape. Whoever it was deservedly paid a bit for littering. Instant karma.
Quarters used to fall outta my left pocket and onto the car floor just under the seat. Looking under there I found $5.—All in quarters before finally getting rid of the car.
allen@home over 1 year ago
If you’re having money troubles dude. How can you afford to pay him ?
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Better cure him fast, Doc!
SHIVA over 1 year ago
I found a dime today on the sidewalk!!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
These days, I occasionally see pennies thrown in the garbage!
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
If you had richer clients, he would have less anxiety.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
A penny for your thoughts?
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
This type of patient can be very hard to change.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
I recently found $1.83. It is now safely in glass jar on the counter. I am strangely comforted by it. I should be worried about how it got behind cushions in the first place.
tung cha cha cha over 1 year ago
As a kid, I always checked under the chair and couch cushions when guests left our house—found a good amount of change over the years.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
The patient has to want to change…
Thehag over 1 year ago
Couldn’t trust a therapist that puts what looks like mating snakes on a big painting in the room. I found $20.00 bill on the street once it was a block or so from the local convenience store. A few steps further there were a couple of empty baby liquor bottles tossed into the landscape. Whoever it was deservedly paid a bit for littering. Instant karma.
ekke over 1 year ago
Usually it’s the therapist who has all the money issues.
potfarmer over 1 year ago
He has a painting of a screen saver?
spaced man spliff over 1 year ago
Quarters used to fall outta my left pocket and onto the car floor just under the seat. Looking under there I found $5.—All in quarters before finally getting rid of the car.