In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 17, 2023

I would think those body bands would be unbearable after a couple of hours!!!

Good luck getting those to fit his body!

Don’t believe those body bands will stretch enough for him to get into one.

I wonder if they can help me get a Marching Band for the St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

Anybody got a rock band? You know, the ones you put around rocks? Helps prevent sweaty rocks.

Mummenschanz!

Keep Movin….don’t even thinkaboutit!

Where are the boy bands?

I was going to say elastic bands but I realised that would be stretching things too far.

OMG!!! Where’s the jock-straps???

This guy needed the belly bands…

Even if they fit him, he’s gonna have fun when he goes to the bathroom.

Anything to help get the ears up off the neck?

I’d think they wouldn’t fit him.