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There is a new insecurity or syndrome created every day so that some company can sell more useless products. It’s called useless insecurity syndrome. You probably have it. For the cure send me $5.
You know this is going to inspire some copywriter somewhere, and we’ll end up seeing that phrase in mouthwash commercials on TV, and on bottles of mouthwash in the stores. I can just hear it: “One in three Americans suffers from some form of fresh breath insecurity. Cleanmouth has been clinically proven to reduce fresh breath insecurity by 97%. Try Cleanmouth, for a clean mouth.”
SHAKENDOWNVILLE almost 2 years ago
“Druid” fluid.
TStyle78 almost 2 years ago
So does it give you bad breath then?
pschearer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I own my home. Does that mean I’m experiencing homefulness? Or would it be homelessness insecurity?
Imagine almost 2 years ago
There is a new insecurity or syndrome created every day so that some company can sell more useless products. It’s called useless insecurity syndrome. You probably have it. For the cure send me $5.
Baucuva almost 2 years ago
The marketing department just keeps rolling.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
What will they call it next year?
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
For the breath challenged?
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
I don’t need it, I’m secure in my breathing. I wouldn’t call it fresh though.
T... almost 2 years ago
Very clever thanks, Mike…
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You know this is going to inspire some copywriter somewhere, and we’ll end up seeing that phrase in mouthwash commercials on TV, and on bottles of mouthwash in the stores. I can just hear it: “One in three Americans suffers from some form of fresh breath insecurity. Cleanmouth has been clinically proven to reduce fresh breath insecurity by 97%. Try Cleanmouth, for a clean mouth.”