Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 28, 2023

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning…..

:-D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuqZk6tOkWg

He sounds like my father’s doctor. She doesn’t care, she gets paid either way.

This doctor is for the birds. Cosmo is extremely obese.

Yeah, pick a word Shoe doesn’t know. Tough, since he’s an editor!

Yes, Cosmo wants to take some leave—-of his senses!

Cosmos is grasping at straws.

This doctor is one to talk. He looks to be as round as Cosmo. So what is his excuse?

I think laziness is a disease and it may be covered by Social Security Disability Insurance.

Let me know too.

Right, Cosmo. With the time off you’ll be able to sleep backwards unlike the sleep forwards you do now.

Pigrizia.

Sounds like my retirement.

And you can distinguish that from a work day how, Cosmo?

ICD-10 Code: R46. 4

Buelleritis

Cosmo should try out for American Idle.

Ataxia.

Cosmo, Shoe is already familiar with the ’terminology. ! ! !

Avolition.

“He said it was the worst case of bastardis otiosum he had ever seen.”

Relaxitis.

pinguis et piger [fat and lazy]

With liposuction procedure I can give you a few days recovery time…

Idleritis? Lackadasia? Couch Potato Syndrome? More???

Kinetically challenged?

Lethargic.

lardissassaplop.

TBS Tired Butt Syndrome

La Ziness