Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 13, 2023

Well why not cha uses your magic and gets rid of em persistently pesky pestering pestilencial pests oh great wizard?

I was on Tictok earlier and I came upon a Asian lady bathing 3 dead rats, washed em and dried em. Guts, teeth and hair. She wrapped them in rice and deep fried them. I called dibs on a tail. I Dunno!

how considerate

I do not think that the mice will listen.

Careful there, the walls have ears.

This is a test of the rodent alert system…

If you keep lab rats as pets, do they become lap rats?

I think she was wanting something a little more permanent, Wiz!

I have moles in my yard? Hay WIZ can you help me get rid of them???

A not-very-effective strategy.

I wish it was that easy.

Stop mousing around!!!

His lab rats are exempt from death!

send them overboard! :)