Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 14, 2023

Bummer

Cheeky!

The Proctology Department is at the rear of the building.

And they said my account is in ar-rears!!

they’ll get it fingered out, eventually

Give them a call if you want to know how everything is down there and in there.

the white house is calling…

It really sucks when you mistake your earbuds for suppositories.

LOL!

I guess it was inevitable this pun would surface. Still, it cracked me up. (I’m sorry).

Cartoon on the wall of my urologist has a receptionist on the phone saying “Urology department. Can you hold?”

“No, no, Nurse, I said a butt light!”

Usually when he butt-dials he just hits the assterisk.

There’s a really good joke in here somewhere but I haven’t had my coffee yet and can’t squeeze one out.

He’s having a hard day at the orifice.

The ‘prep’ must have caught up with them. Urgent!

“Internal medicine” with a difference.

I knew a proctologist whose name was Dr. Knuckles. Honest!

If your hemorhoid is extended and finely pointed, you could do it…

Assh0les shouldn’t use phones.

call from uranus…

Hold music is the Colo-rectal surgeon song.