Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 20, 2023

Well, of course not. They can’t afford either.

Ralph reminds me of my late b-i-l. Come Spring, he’d (quite happily!!) be working off his Winter tummy with lawn work.

I’m surprised that there wasn’t a “First Day of Spring” flag!

Come on man, that would mean the kids would have to get off their butts, put down their video game controllers and cell phones and actually DO something. Not to mention they’d still be lost as there’s no app for that. (yet)

OK, I give up. What’s the 20205?

Because they don’t go outside.

Ralph does not miss those hooleggans.

So there is an upside to them being so expensive or out of stock.

So far they haven’t.

That’s a pretty low bar, though.

Too expensive.