Close to Home by John McPherson for March 21, 2023

One look at her and the boss says no way.

From feng shui to NO WAY!

Feng shui is all very well in its place, making sure that it is easy to move around and inhabit a space. When applied to wardrobes, however, there are some principles inconsistent with Western customs.

2013 PB (Pre-Bleeb)

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Things are about to get ugly.

Marie would never make it in the fashion world…Oy! What a mess!

Feng Shui her outta here!

….and raise her blood pressure

What´s a Feng and does it REALLY need a farrier?

omg!

Maybe “Marie Rudloff” can balance the books, Shella?

Marie doesn’t look very harmonious.

She looks more like an IT consultant.

Yeah, I could smell the incense a block away…

Just because she’s a stylist doesn’t mean she does her own hair…

If your body is your temple, the expert needs a Feng Shui expert…

Who’s gonna Feng Shui her?

Looks about right

But she’s got a great smile! :)

Most amply qualified, so it appears….

Well fui to Feng Shui, even Bleeb is not interested.

Ugly doesn’t cut it.

No, I don’t think so.