Monty by Jim Meddick for March 20, 2023

Dumb cat. He forgot to carry the 1.

Ah yes, the canonical commutation relation also implies that the position and momentum operators are Fourier conjugates of each other. Consequently, functions originally defined in terms of their position dependence can be converted to functions of momentum using the Fourier transform.

“Finally”, thinks Fleshy, in rapt concentration, “I’ve discovered the “Theory of Everything”. Eat your heart out Sean Carroll”.

Dang! My mental math is simple arithmetic.

Fleshy needs a blackboard!

Or string theory.

I think I’ve seen this before…..‘Goodcat Hunting’?

Pie are square, No, cornbread are square, Pie are round.

Monty thinks that Fleshy is a normal cat. Monty ALWAYS underestimates Flesh’s abilities.

Not string – String Theory

when I get glassy eyed, I’m usually trying not to fart.

He looks like he’s in a catatonic state.

Or plans to build a death trap for all canines.

“Soo, if I knock this lamp off with exactly this force and at exactly this angle, it should land on big-nose’s foot…”

How do you think Schrodinger made all those discoveries?

He’s thinking about food. Or about licking himself. More likely food, because he’s not dependent on anyone else to lick himself.

Cosmological string theory.

This just goes to prove that Fleshy isn’t of this time and not even a cat. He was once a well-known archeologist of this period in his time 50 million years from now. (HIs rival a temporal engineer and physicist Hairy built a time machine and Fleshy stole it. He got to our time as he wanted only it wasn’t quite what he anticipated from the digs.)

he’s thinking of string … theory

I’m with Fleshy on this

Strings of Kronecker products. very deep

Fleshy has quite the mind for doing advanced mathematics in his head! If only Monty knew what a genius his hairless cat really is….

https://faculty.uca.edu/rnovy/Leiber—SpaceTime%20for%20Springers.htm

According to an old “This Modern World” cartoon it was things like cosmology, philosophy, international politics…and eating and sleeping.