Well you don’t have to bite his head off!
It’s okay, he won’t see you.
And she feels no guilt!
I’m not sure where this is heading.
It always ends the same. Soon after the ex loses his head, it’s over.
Quick, gives him a pumpkin and a horse.
Not to “Well akshully” but. . . . Preying mantis females only bite the heads off their mates in captivity.
How do you know???
At least he can’t bad-mouth you any more.
How embarrassing walking around like a chicken without its ahead….
The headless mantis is just going on a wing and a prayer .
Giving her friend a heads up!
I guess he wasn’t to her taste.
You only got a little head from him…
They just won’t go away.
ha∙ha!! ⨀‸⨀
she just took a little off the top
“Honey, give me one more chance”!
How can you tell?
September 06, 2014
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well you don’t have to bite his head off!
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s okay, he won’t see you.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And she feels no guilt!
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
I’m not sure where this is heading.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
It always ends the same. Soon after the ex loses his head, it’s over.
Gent almost 2 years ago
Quick, gives him a pumpkin and a horse.
colinmac2 almost 2 years ago
Not to “Well akshully” but. . . . Preying mantis females only bite the heads off their mates in captivity.
EmmettWayne almost 2 years ago
How do you know???
Nuliajuk almost 2 years ago
At least he can’t bad-mouth you any more.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
How embarrassing walking around like a chicken without its ahead….
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
The headless mantis is just going on a wing and a prayer .
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Giving her friend a heads up!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I guess he wasn’t to her taste.
T... almost 2 years ago
You only got a little head from him…
JLChi almost 2 years ago
They just won’t go away.
ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
ha∙ha!! ⨀‸⨀
she just took a little off the top
namelocdet almost 2 years ago
“Honey, give me one more chance”!
j.l.farmer almost 2 years ago
How can you tell?