Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 28, 2023

…. and i thought it was all about squatting over the toilet seat all that time

Yes, well…it’s like having to do yoga stretches now, just to clip my toe nails!

I do something similar. To shave in the tub, I go into a half-lotus with one leg at a time to shave my legs. It gets them above the water. I should use the argan sugar scrub for shaving. The oils in it after the sugar dissolves (and after it’s exfoliated the skin) make for a smooth shave. The Wen cleansing conditioner is also good for shaving. It’s rich.

I do yogurt a couple of times a week. Is that close enough?

Well there goes another Primal Forest, cut down for no good purpose.

For some of us, that is level four gymnastics.

Wait a minute…she does yogi a few times a week? Animal cruelty!

The hair on my legs is so fair and sparse, I don’t bother shaving any more. Besides, it’s just me now, so who cares?

Or clipping my toenails.

i know the feeling exactly…

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