Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 27, 2023

Warning may make you more assertive than what is good for your health. If you get real assertive in a bar.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

For those not used to it, too much tequila will put the a$$ in a$$ertive.

But, it will slow your draw and aim.

Only 151 proof. Make my day.

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hswHOEQfj8

No, that’s OK, Aunty, I’m not a fan of tequila except in margaritas.

Tequila, the mystery drug…

Side effects may include thinking you can dance, have the ability to sing, or the greatest gift to the opposite sex.

I worked at a hotel when I turned twenty-one. Cleaning the lobby bathrooms and bar after a Friday or Saturday night put me off drinking for sure. However, one of the bartenders was kind enough to get drink for me on my twenty-first birthday.

Been there, done that, got a little tooooooo assertive, ha.

I prefer a dry Chardonnay!

tequila does not like me- -

Don´t give Aunty Acid tequila, it makes her clothes fall off, and we don´t want that to happen.

gin works equally well…

Ask your local bartender if tequila is right for you.