Herman by Jim Unger for March 25, 2023

They are both hoping that he would fly to the North Pole, but he can’t fly.

Then they just fall off?

My, what an improvement.

She’ll love it when he starts rutting

they seem more like tree buds to me.

But it has its advantages: wherever you go you already have your coat hook with you…

Don’t buck it.

Iris and Stanley still go through this every year. Although the couple is no longer young, Stanley gets horny with the change of season, as Nature around them renews itself:

“In the Spring a fuller crimson comes upon the robin’s breast;

In the Spring the wanton lapwing gets himself another crest;

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In the Spring a livelier iris changes on the burnish’d dove;

In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.”

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https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/45362/locksley-hall

Every spring he gets “horny”. Yeah, I can believe that.

Hard to find a hat that fits.

“Come along, deer” she said.

These must be reruns. Antlers grow in the fall during the rut.

Watch out for those hunters dressed in camouflage

He’s in the same old rut.

He a member of the Elks.

Or – he’s very early for Christmas time

He must be horny.

She must be Olive, the other reindeer.

He’s her Caribeau.

Honey, you’ve always said he’s not a real man…

It’s rutting season again.

He looks horny to me

I’d say that he must be horney