In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 23, 2023

After he takes the picture. Borrow his phone so you can take a picture of him being reeled up to the surface.

It probably likes to post selfies too, with the fish lips pose.

Any food delivered and presented like this could be his or her last meal.

I know people who send pics of their food and wine when they’re out. B. O. R. I. N. G. !

T. M. I.

Social media has a lot to answer for. Selfies are also a terrible form of photograph. Better with a selfie stick, to be fair, as you don’t get the wide field distortions.

Would he prefer taking pictures of the food after eating it?

(Yeah, I know that begs the question of taking pictures of food at all, but …)

Deja vu

“Last time, I promise!”

He just got a brand new iFin.

The Last Supper

This is a photo for the record book….

So he’s done this before, and survived?

It is fish roulette. You do not know if it will be catch and release or your last meal.

I just don’t understand the NEED to take photos of your restaurant order—baffles the sane.