Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 25, 2023

“But the contract has an escalator clause.”

This is a more casual approach.

Had to look it up.

“Yes, but the Market’s going Up!”

I must be retired. I had to look up what an elevator pitch was.

I challenged one of the AI tools, “I am an Excel guru. Give me an elevator speech.” This is what it came up with.

“I’m an Excel guru. I specialize in helping businesses and individuals maximize their productivity and efficiency through advanced Excel techniques. From streamlining workflows and automating tasks, to developing custom reports and data analysis tools, I’m passionate about using the full potential of Excel to drive business success. Whether you’re a small business owner or a corporate executive, I can help you unlock the power of Excel to achieve your goals. Let’s connect and explore how I can help you take your Excel skills to the next level."

It has more buzzwords than I’d like, but it’s not a bad commercial! It is what I do.

Didn’t Satchel Paige have one of those??

? and ?

That’s not Kyle, it’s Sheldon.

Better escalate the issue.

Escalator Pitch – the latest and greatest in AI advancements!

He’s obviously on the wrong escalator. He needs the “going down” side

He blew his chance, and it knocked the win right out of his sales.

Even worse, he was pitching an idea for escalator music.

Help, I haven’t the faintest idea what this strip is about???? …

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