Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 30, 2023

Did you see the eulogy? Sure not. Then, you can eat it.

Agnes is just pretending that she is in the Walking Dead world where you salvage wherever you can find edible and eat it, Expiration dates means little to nothing.

There is a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1, 1994.

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Obscure movie reference.

If the lid of the can is bulging, leave it there, that is where it belongs.

No kids in dumpsters.

Don’t you need to scavenge a can opener too, Agnes?

It will be less fresh, but it’s canned goods so it’s never been fresh. Should be okay for a couple years.

If it’s good enough for zombies, it’s good enough for Agnes

I have a box of muffin mix I’m about to use that expired 5 years and 2 months ago. I’m about to see if I do too.

my wife keeps grumbling that she overlooked my sell by date…