Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 22, 2023

He follows a Rrrrrrigid routine Nothing ruffles him

I hear he uses artificial flavouring.

I prefer regular chips to ripple chips.

What, no sour cream and onion? So where’s the dip? I don’t want a naked chip, I want it covered in sump’n! C’mon, it’s National Chip and Dip Day… so break out the dip!

Yeah! I heard he certainly has a wave with the curls!

Is he Preen-gling?

After the crunches are done, he goes to the pool for a refreshing dip.

Too much of this new fangled stuff.

By default, this is actually National Double Dipper Day …!

Also “As Young as You Feel Day”, “National Sing Out Day,” “National Goof-off Day,” “International Day of the Seal ( Also known as International Seal Day),” and, for the more serious, “American Red Cross Giving Day (Also known as Red Cross Giving Day),” and “World Water Day (Also known as World Day for Water).”

ask him something and he’ll give you a crisp reply…

Don’t ruffle him.