Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 19, 2023

you can look past your feet – that’s definitely an achievement I presume…

Agnes is living her version of the American Dream.

Agnes can sometimes count on Trout to support her in her pursuit of the goal of the day.

The goals need a target, Agnes.

It’s like she’s quoting Aaron Rodgers.

…..an dumpster diving will become the newest Olympic sport !

She’ll make a career out of it!

She should go straight to sashaying around, that’s her goal

Interesting how feign and fain are sort of opposites.

I sashayed around with one hand on my hip, but the lesser beings just laughed.

Finding a goal is a good goal

Wonder if Agnes has ever seen an old Monty Python sketch, and took it to heart. It was about a how-to TV show, where the two hosts sitting at a desk explained how to do things. Once example I recall was how to play the flute: to make music, you blow into it while moving your fingers to cover and uncover the holes. Or their explanation of how to collect things: you get one, and then another, and then some more, and eventually you have a collection.

Good luck, Agnes, nice to see you have a plan.

Trout is not impressed.

i may regard with disdain, but i rarely sneer…

Well all she wants is the glory and adulation. Most unbecoming to me.