Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 22, 2023

You’re gonna be so disappointed, Marigold.

Sounds like Wednesday will see a lot of false positives.

Marigold: UNICORN!

Phoebe: “REALITY!”

Luckily this is Easter candy season, so edible candy grass is on the shelves.

I’m pretty sure I’ve done all those things. I was a weird kid.

I guess Thursday thru Sunday are unicorn holidays.

Don’t know about the grass part!

Tune in tomorrow to see what Thursday brings.

I know Phoebe got Marigold’s draft book for free, but I’d still ask for a refund.

In my opinion, the greatness of Mari and other unicorns lies in their unwavering faith of their own superiority. Keep it up!

UNICORN!

Has Marigold decided to slum, and eat grass instead of artisanal hay?

I’m surprised she’s not sure why.

now i don’t know what to do tomorrow…

When it comes to unicorns, what did you expect?

The Sheild of Boringness protects these feckless creatures especially ones like Marigold who wholly believes in the hype.

Hmm, cornflakes is a kind of grass, right? And I could use the exercise of prancing around … this could work…