FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 11, 2023

When Jason gets his drivers license, will he try to fly over cars?

Will he use the Konami code? (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Start)

Jason needs to take the controller with him and problem solved.

Well, as long you’re not throwing banana peels or turtle shells out the window…

If i was a gamer I’d probably think this is funny

The joke would have worked better if they didn’t pick a button that made it look like he was stuttering.

silly. B is Grip Tires. A is Booster Jacks. C is BuzzSaw, if that’s what you’re going for

Just where is that “B-Button” on the car?…

você não diz, Jasão

My ex husband isn’t the best drivewr in my opinion. He drives too fast and gets to close to vehicles in front of him when he is stopping and after I was rear ended I was more worried so I started the habit of passenger seat brake but it never worked, I wonder why? He would think I was being funny about it but I wasn’t. I suffer from panic attack/anxiety attack disorder and stuff like that sets me off. After being rear ended I also started to look in my rear view mirror everytime I was coming to a stop to make sure the person behind me was going to stop and sometimes I thought they weren’t going to and I would start to turn my wheel to steer away if they got too close, my doctor toldme I had to stop doing that Or I was going to rear end someone, it took about 6 months to a year but I finally did stop.