Monty by Jim Meddick for March 29, 2023

So he falls prey to two of his own April Fool jokes. Will it be every day through the first?

Not swallow fluoride? Tell that to my water company.

This is the best prank Monty has ever pulled on Moondog:

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2013/04/28

They do make mint Oreos.

Flouride in high doses is toxic. That’s why toothpastes containing it have a warning not to give to children under 6.

Here’s a good prank – sneak some peanut butter in between two slabs of milk chocolate… Oh, wait… Never mind.

Wonder what he did with all the original filling?

Weird product placement, but I don’t suppose Nabisco’s lawyers read Monty. In fact, I don’t even think it’s ‘Nabisco’ any more. If he wants to do a real joke, give away Nabisco Ginger Snaps and tell people they’re real ginger snaps. Since Nabisco got bought out, it got turned into the worst cookie ever.

Yuck!

And for a drink to wash it down – Milk of Magnesia in a milk carton?

Monty thought it’s okay to swallow toothpaste.

I can’t believe I Colgate the whole thing!!

Try Crisco for the filling.

I just threw up a little in my mouth

Very right.

Now Oreos with white wasabi….

Anyone else remember the guy in Spain sentenced to jail, fined and banned from YouTube for five years over this same prank? https://www.huffpost.com/entry/youtuber-sentenced-oreo-toothpaste-prank_n_5cf5177ae4b0e8085e3d4d7f

Monty! Sheesh! Listen to E.B. before you poison yourself….