Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 01, 2023

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leave to a therapist to have a warped sense of humor

I’m afraid that guy’s wearing his “Freudian slippers” today

Time for a new shrink.

Oh look it’s Ninja Sloth!

We are all proud of you!

“I’m going to pay for all my sessions for the next year – in advance.”

“And I’m going to pay you double because you’ve helped me so much.”

… “April Fool!”

Rude!

now that’s just mean… :L

April fool tool

“Psych!!”ology.

My late wife became a psychotherapist at the age of 72, amazing woman. However, it’s not an easy profession. One day she told me she might write a book about a crazed therapist who mercy-murdered her clients who were “stuck”, miserable and were never going to get better.

Quite a sense of humor.

Silently thought every psychiatrist/psychologist everywhere at some point

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing Saran Wrap pants. The doctor looks at him and says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

Better: I’m not billing you for today’s session; April Fool…

Guess I don’t need to come here anymore, not April Fool.

This guy is not a cat, but he seems to be catatonic

The reason he is in therapy is because he is gullible.

Cruel.