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“Ooh, look Ethel. There’s a seminar where three random local authors will answer questions about writing. Oh darn, the 500 seats are all sold out. Man, Ohio really needs to recruit some real entertainment.”
Lord Flatulence Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It was a time-share presentation.
J.J. O'Malley almost 2 years ago
It’s the chair with the shed skin under it.
J.J. O'Malley almost 2 years ago
Oh, and while you’re at it, look around that seat and see if today’s joke is still there.
top cat james almost 2 years ago
No, as a unamused comics reader.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tux – seat – o
sueb1863 almost 2 years ago
“Oh. That…was a very strange thing to say. And why are you holding your hand like that? Are you OK?”
grozar almost 2 years ago
That face. That hideous face! A lizard face!
Al Fresco, the Librarian almost 2 years ago
Which hand. Perhaps Lillian is ambidextrous?
WilliamVollmer almost 2 years ago
Lil, I don’t think they’re getting your sarcasm here.
Mopman almost 2 years ago
“Ooh, look Ethel. There’s a seminar where three random local authors will answer questions about writing. Oh darn, the 500 seats are all sold out. Man, Ohio really needs to recruit some real entertainment.”
Mopman almost 2 years ago
Hmm, do I smell a second week of humble Lillian mining this book festival for more self-deprecating comedy gold? Place your bets.
Blu Bunny almost 2 years ago
Aspiring writer, more like expiring.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
What is a spring writer?
mjowens1985 almost 2 years ago
Does she have a key to the convention center?
David Rickard Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Somebody throw the book at her. Preferably an unabridged OED.