Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 29, 2023

“Send in the Clones. There ought to be Clones. Don’t bother, he’s here.”

This is one of those ongoing problems with the timeline. Originally, it was Rip and Cobra. They found the kid that became RJ and adopted him. Somewhere along the line, they got married but later the marriage was found to be invalid. Then Breezy came along. She and Rip got married, then she was pregnant, but a treasure Rip found caused the Catpocalypse so to prevent the destruction of the universe he had to go back in time.

When that happened, neither Breezy nor Cobra knew him. Breezy made sense, but why didn’t Cobra know him since they go way back, especially as RJ was there so Rip didn’t go that far back. Over the subsequent years, it seems like the timelines have been merging, like here when all the sudden Cobra remembers finding RJ with Rip. Ahhhh, I don’t know.

Rip, Cobra, RJ: https://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2009/12/28

The Catpocalypse: https://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2015/05/07

Rip meets Cobra after: https://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2015/05/14

Now, don’t go turning RJ evil or anything.

Mr. Thompson better not do that! Better idea, bring back the one called Goldie!(Way better!)

The all-pancake Haywire review.

Wait a minute…a kid without a past, a shadowy organization and a bald head? If we find out RJ has a barcode on the back of his head, I think Dan has been playing a certain video game series…

Sounds like Dr, Pain wanted a grandchild, earlier than Breezy, and, Rip, were ready to give her.

I still think it’s related to the Tucker Tiger Tank…

Ka recap! :)

I thought a recap was a baseball cap with the visor turned backwards.

KA-SKULL!

Cobra probably prefer donuts when recapping.

LOL :)

So is this story turning into "Orphan Whacked " ?

Great dialog, Mister Thompson!