Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 27, 2023

“Love apple” elopement.

booking the penthouse was prolly a bad decision

It looks like they’re eloping!!

I guess the big apple wasn’t the place they wanted to be.

This strip related to Broomies strip today?

I thought earthworms don’t live in apples?

They look like earthworms. Earthworms are hermaphrodites. Are they each only identifying as one sex for the purposes of this comic?

True love.

Is there supposed to be a caption?

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A: Finding half a worm.

Better hurry, there is an early bird out there that could be getting a two-fer

Husband: Crap! I thought you had hold of the suitcase!

“Are you going down for that now or are you carrying me over the threshold?”

Bad dad joke: What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

She’s the apple of his eye.

How is she not falling??