The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 27, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe he doesn’t answer because he’s too focused on his job.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No, I would call that ….. “selective” “hearing!!!”

    /SHMIRK/

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    Uncle Kenny  over 1 year ago

    That could be me if I were listening to music through my bluetooth hearing aids.

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    Baarorso  over 1 year ago

    How could Thorny sleep with chiefey always erupting in tirades???

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    ʲᔆ  over 1 year ago

    eyes open – ears closed

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    ʲᔆ  over 1 year ago

    better make sure he’s still breathing – maybe you’ve worked him to death

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    This is the most productive Brutus has ever been.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Perhaps he’s learned to tune you out.

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    dcdete.  over 1 year ago

    Maybe he’s just lost his hearing and gone deaf from all the yelling you do to him? And maybe he would see you if you stop hiding by holding a door in front of your face.

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    Love has it’s rewards. Mr. Brutus is in 7th Heaven today. Happy Happy for you Brutus. Candy and flowers for Gladys tonight. Oh, yeah.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Boss didn’t wake him, he makes less mistakes that way.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    While I was in the Army, had a guy who fell asleep walking while we were on a 2 am hike. He was walking along began snoring and then began to stumble. I grabbed him and shook him to wake him up, which he did before falling.

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    saltylife16  over 1 year ago

    No, Chief. Bru has developed selective hearing after being married many years to Gladys.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 1 year ago

    Or he has his earlids shut.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    does he work with his eyes wide open or is he just frozen there? :\

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    bigplayray  over 1 year ago

    And a smile on his face chief!

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    He is meditating on bliss or having a seizure.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    He’s concentrating on what he’s doing.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If he has….good going!

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    It would be “Quiet Quitting”, but he snores… ☺

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I once knew a church choir member that could sleep during the sermon. When the pastor would turn about toward the choir, the sleeper would awake just in time to not get caught.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Brutus is totally engrossed and enthralled with the wonderful dinner he had with Gladys yesterday and he’s visualizing the great one she’ll cook for tonight, hope that’s not a pipe dream…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Brutus, stop smiling, the chief will think you like being here…

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I don’t think I want to know how Brutus is awakened. I hope bossman wasn’t there to tell him to go home.

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    Marko56  over 1 year ago

    His pencil looks to be upside down.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    It’s a gift.

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 1 year ago
    Oh, so he did go to college after all.
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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s the best job skill I ever had!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Do my eyes deceive me or is that actually a smile on the Chief’s face? And he isn’t yelling? My TBL world has just turned upside down! Next thing we know Gargoyle will welcome Brutus home with a hug and kiss. Nah….

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    OR just maybe he has mastered the Zen Art of clearing his mind of all distractions. Probably just taking a nap in the sitting position which is actually difficult….

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    one of my wife’s former co-workers was extremely motivated about finding new and different ways to slack off and had the amazing ability to sleep on her feet. she’s since been transferred to another section, where she’s apparently equally popular among her new co-workers…

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Or maybe Brutus found a way to draw eyes on his eyelids.

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    Martin Booda  over 1 year ago

    I used to work with a guy who could do that. He died during the last big hurricane here, but it’s possible he’s only faking.

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