Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 23, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  over 1 year ago

    Hamburgers and potato salad.

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    C  over 1 year ago

    She’s a petulant piece of work

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    NJ Maryanne  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This is so true – if I was doing the shopping, details are not needed. When others do the shopping, if it’s not spelled out, disaster reigns.

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    Macushlalondra  over 1 year ago

    Tofu? Leave that off my list.

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    If she’d put Cheerios on the list, maybe the little circles would make more sense.

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    BigMac  over 1 year ago

    I can relate. Last St. Patrick’s day I told my wife I’d pick up the groceries, and on the list was “corn beef (10).” So, I picked up 10 packages of corn beef. When I got home she asked “What’s all this”? So I showed her the list and she said “I meant 10 POUNDS of corn beef”!

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    Where’s the joke? Why the sigh?

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    david_42  over 1 year ago

    Once my mother had “dill” on the list, I bought dill seed. She wanted pickles.

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    well-i-never  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, just go with him.

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    flatempest  over 1 year ago

    You have to be very specific. I do the same if I am not the one getting the groceries.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 1 year ago

    Simply go to the store with him.

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    Billys mom2022  over 1 year ago

    Jeanne Robertson “Don’t send a man to the grocery store!”

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    I wrote on the grocery list to buy lettuce and my ex-husband bought cabbage instead.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago

    https://youtu.be/-YFRUSTiFUs

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    car2ner  over 1 year ago

    I get the joke but I’m stuck on why her sweetheart would volunteer to go to the store for her. Maybe to add Bacon or Chips to the list?

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  over 1 year ago

    My wife and I avoid things like this, we go grocery shopping together. She says that she brings me along, to keep her from spending too much, however, that does not always work.

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    Ukko wilko  over 1 year ago

    Tofu? Yuck!

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    The-miner!  over 1 year ago

    I am single but still , i don’t get this, potatoes , pasta, bread etc. i can get that! I can do shopping! Stop Women-splaining me!

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