Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2023

Why tell when you can just lift her jeep up overhead?

Semi-Hulk alert. Dicey might just go, “Thanks, but I’ve got a..big paper!” Her cousin would be more understanding.

Holy Guacamole! I step away from the strip for a while and return to find R.J. is the protagonist? And now he looks like one of the goons Rip would have punched out?

How did R.J. morph into his present self? I’ll take the incredibly buff chassis as a given, but when did he lose his cranium? How does he puzzle through a pancakes menu while only having space in his skull for a brain stem?

I say, let the jeep fall. They’ve earned it. And see if there’s room for 2 or 3 of my exes.

Dicey isn’t as unlikable as her (now dead) brother Rodeo but she’s still unlikable. Maybe change her name from “Dicey” to “Ditzy”…?

oh cool beans…i’m back…oh just so you know, my true identity is Thomas Frank Patrick O’Connell…Oakie was my nickname growing up in Providence RI

ka-oakie!

Who knew Dicey was that kind of girl? And, how did RJ miss out?

Ka-cry for helppp! :)

Step One to starting a new life: Dump the two-timing girlfriend.

KA-BUILT LIKE A TANK!

He’s Cobra’s son!!!! How come Rip never told us????

It’s good that RJ is rescuing them, even though they probably don’t deserve to be rescued.