Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for April 24, 2023

So, apparently Mary didn’t think enough of her so-called boyfriend Ed to let him know she suffered psychological and/or physical trauma and was going to be hospitalized?

Can’t say as I blame her.

Dang! I would like to have seen Mr. Crankshaft Goes to Washington! Or has he been there/done that? I’m old and I forget stuff.

At least she and the bus got back. I read the Washington D.C. has one of the higher crime-rates in the country.

Mary didn’t have a ‘senior moment’, she had a ‘senior torment’.

Physical, mental or both?

I would need more than a few weeks off after a bus load of teenagers

There’s still snow on the ground. The Ahia nuclear winter continues.

That bad, huh?

Why would the driver need rehab? I’d think that the chaperones would. Teen age hormones kicking in, don’t you know.

Did she eat your brownies though?

At least….

Only a few more like many

Mental breakdown? Or second-hand ganja?

Did they not notice she was gone the past week?

Poor Mary was told that, if any of the Senior Girls came back from DC Pregnant, Mary is responsible for Maternity Care and is on Babysitting duty until the Moms graduate from College.

At least Mary was able to negotiate a clause requiring all the pregnant girls to attend the same College.

Wow! :O